Join me and together we could rule the Universe as father and son!

Flame retardant jacket - check
Respirator - check
Goggles - check
Hard hat - check
Face shield - check
Gloves - check
Enough math skills to properly measure and cut metal tubing - ...almost?

I'm all about dressing up, and sometimes my job at the Scene Shop provides the perfect excuse.

If those respirators came in black, they'd be perfect for a movie featuring soldiers in a post apocalyptic hellscape chasing down the only people known to survive the nuclear fallout without contracting an ultra-mutated form of cancer, whom they'd like to force into highly invasive medical testing in order to find the cure. Holy crap that's a great idea.... I gotta go.